During Evan Berry's big kickoff return, Kesling shouts, "...and he's into the secondary!" No shit. Go to utsports.com and watch the highlights with the audio of Kesling's call.
I've heard the catch-kicked-ball game is the first play of offense. Like everything else with the program, if you change the parameters to nonsense he's right on script!
think he makes 600k up to $3.5 million? We pay botch $3.5 million to get worse results than a vacancy would get us.
He's like Verne Lundquist but without the first 50 years where he didn't mess up a name every three minutes. If play by play were having sex, he would have had to start taking Viagra at age 15.
Which is, to be clear, the age when most males are still having to do the pull up under the bel and untuck the shirt routine when you get called to the blackboard.