Ask your effeminate life-partner. They should be able to point you in the right direction, likely somewhere close to where sandwiches are prepared.
I get home today and my youngest has an O'cedar Angle Broom standing in the den! On the bristles! Theres something to this!
Right now a beer glass is standing on its own on my coffee table, but only until I get done typing this, then I'm gonna drink it.