Butch Jones Monday Press Conference.

I was at the campground and when priest and kesling both said Good! I jumped in the air and before I hit the ground No! Vols lose! And I just fell to the ground.

 

Bad part is I think he's still here next year with 5 wins this season. Really sucks to suck.

 

Ha.

I will always respect Priest for nearly cussing Sunseri's defense against Troy. He threw his mic down

 

He was pretty pissed Saturday, too.

 

Was any fan not pissed?

 

Chart told me to be content.

 

I guess I misinterpreted it, at the half, it said get ready for pinga in the culo.

 

Butch isn't yet aware that he's reading random trig values. He can't do crap on a football field, but he can tell you the hypotenuse of any triangle on earth.

 

I'm pretty sure he found the chart in the desk. Dooley left it for him.

 

I've spent enough time being angry with this football program and the powers in charge. The feeling now is apathy...which is so much worse. I still love Tennessee and want the program and fans to prosper but my god the nut shot after nut shot is just too much.

 

The square root of A squared + B squared is a declined penalty.

 

Maybe it's the one Mason has been missing.

 

Followed by a punt in the red zone.

 

But did he decline the penalty

 

We now just decline by default, unless the other team scores. Chart says take penalty on bad guy touchdown play. That's listed under cosines.

 

I was wondering what leveraging the football from today's press conference meant. But now I know. His chart is one of those physics cheat sheets from the bookstore. He's talking about actual pulley systems.

 

He saw block and tackle and thought it was about football.

 

Mass times acceleration equals punt

 

Gravity refers to a situation that causes one to drop a load in his pants - normally from high tension (like opening kickoff).

 

There won't be anymore legacies with all the nut shots Tennessee fans/players have taken. No reproduction possible.