Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by CardinalVol, Feb 10, 2020.
Winless SEC season (1st time in school history)
My favorite part is that he bolded the 61% winning percentage and the obscure stat about being ranked 13th against longtime coaches.
Listing Kamara first on notable players coached is a nice touch. He follows him with a bunch of other dudes who were better in the NFL than college.
Are you going to tweet this out?
#2 bullet is funny as hell. Might as well read:
#1 ranked winning percentage on Thursday nights against non-P5 teams in the rain.
Already tweeted out, where I got it.
I would get so much joy out of rooting against him (again and at another school this time). I mean I enjoy rooting against Cuonzo but Butch would be appointment TV.
"In his four years as head coach at UT" (emphasis mine) We just going to pretend year 5 didn't exist or is the dumb mother[uck fay]er really buying into year 0?
Please tell me this isn't real.
content aside, put your name in the middle or on the left margin. Having no contact info of your agent or yourself also feels presumptuous. Make it easy for them to pick up the phone.
bullets and then numbers in parentheses seems like a weird choice. why not lose the parentheses? Or put the number after the accomplishment?
The paper texture is annoying and distracting. Looks like it was printed on a grease stained loose sheet found at the bottom of a pile on a messy desk. Not like it was put on granite.
The black frame screams "dipshit literally thinking inside the box."
[uck fay] him.
Or is the textured look because it is the last of a 1000 copies? Lol, that's even worse!
"2nd most wins by a head coach in the SEC prior to 2017."
I just cannot understand how he is still not employed!
And this 100% has to be fake.
Pruitt should hire him as an analyst here with that kind of track record
Top 35 classes guys. Top THIRTY-5. Slick, they may not notice
That resume is GameStop worthy
And even his top 15 years had 12 SEC schools ahead of him. [uck fay]tard.
third person on a resume is, uh, lame. "before Coach Jones..." If they hire butch jones, it is not surprising that shit was going bad before making such a move. You don't just wake up self-harming bath salts fiend. You work your way down to it.
Nope. There's no contact info, so it would go in the garbage.
SEC record: 14 wins - 24 losses
Edit: if we hadn't fired his azz, he would have 26 losses. I'm with IP ... [uck fay] him!
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