Butch's Resume

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  1. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Discuss.

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  2. SGMVols

    SGMVols Contributor

    Winless SEC season (1st time in school history)
     
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  3. A-Smith

    A-Smith Wes Rucker Fan Club President and Chief Fellator

    My favorite part is that he bolded the 61% winning percentage and the obscure stat about being ranked 13th against longtime coaches.

    Listing Kamara first on notable players coached is a nice touch. He follows him with a bunch of other dudes who were better in the NFL than college.
     
  4. A-Smith

    A-Smith Wes Rucker Fan Club President and Chief Fellator

    Are you going to tweet this out?
     
  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Put Custom Title Here

    #2 bullet is funny as hell. Might as well read:

    #1 ranked winning percentage on Thursday nights against non-P5 teams in the rain.
     
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  6. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Already tweeted out, where I got it.
     
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  7. A-Smith

    A-Smith Wes Rucker Fan Club President and Chief Fellator

    I would get so much joy out of rooting against him (again and at another school this time). I mean I enjoy rooting against Cuonzo but Butch would be appointment TV.
     
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  8. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Put Custom Title Here

    HAHAHAHHA

    "In his four years as head coach at UT" (emphasis mine) We just going to pretend year 5 didn't exist or is the dumb mother[uck fay]er really buying into year 0?


    Please tell me this isn't real.
     
  9. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    content aside, put your name in the middle or on the left margin. Having no contact info of your agent or yourself also feels presumptuous. Make it easy for them to pick up the phone.

    bullets and then numbers in parentheses seems like a weird choice. why not lose the parentheses? Or put the number after the accomplishment?

    The paper texture is annoying and distracting. Looks like it was printed on a grease stained loose sheet found at the bottom of a pile on a messy desk. Not like it was put on granite.

    The black frame screams "dipshit literally thinking inside the box."

    [uck fay] him.
     
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  10. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Or is the textured look because it is the last of a 1000 copies? Lol, that's even worse!
     
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  11. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    "2nd most wins by a head coach in the SEC prior to 2017."

    Wut?
     
  12. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Put Custom Title Here

    I just cannot understand how he is still not employed!
     
  13. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    And this 100% has to be fake.
     
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  14. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Pruitt should hire him as an analyst here with that kind of track record
     
  15. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Top 35 classes guys. Top THIRTY-5. Slick, they may not notice
     
  16. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    That resume is GameStop worthy
     
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  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Put Custom Title Here

    And even his top 15 years had 12 SEC schools ahead of him. [uck fay]tard.
     
  18. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    third person on a resume is, uh, lame. "before Coach Jones..." If they hire butch jones, it is not surprising that shit was going bad before making such a move. You don't just wake up self-harming bath salts fiend. You work your way down to it.
     
  19. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Nope. There's no contact info, so it would go in the garbage.
     
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  20. Poppa T

    Poppa T Chieftain

    SEC record: 14 wins - 24 losses
    Edit: if we hadn't fired his azz, he would have 26 losses. I'm with IP ... [uck fay] him!
     

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