Butch's Resume

If I can get one positive out of this whole Corona virus scare, I would like butch to get it. Nothing too serious but since there is a tp shortage, let him have catastrophic diarrhea for a while.

 

I'm guessing he is a non-wiper. TP is useless to him.

 

let me educate you on the perfect poop. it's about technique. gotta get into a deep squat. Bob low, then "pop and pinch." Bob low, raise up and pinch. Pop and pinch.

 

Pray your Depends don’t leak and embarrass you on national TV during the UT-Bama game.

 

You forgot ‘mental poops’

 

This thread took an amazing turn. I am now disturbed that there might actually be people who don’t wipe.

 

I used to wipe until I saw blood on the paper, try to get down to "new" skin every poop, now I just go by feel. Clean or not, I'll take a shower anyway, and the wife can get just about every stain out anyway