Citrus Bowl Expectations

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  1. Tar Volon

    Tar Volon Me Blog @RockyTopTalk.com

    It’s partially because of scheduling and partially because the third tier SEC teams apart from us and LSU were all bad this year. Missouri and Ole Miss (this year’s second tier) weren’t so good that they couldn’t have been had by Florida, Kentucky, or Texas A&M. Shoot, Alabama could’ve been had. But none of those teams really stepped up and gave us a quality opponent.

    But yes, that’s exactly how it was that Iowa was ranked ahead of nine SEC teams going into the bowl. I don’t think they’ll be ranked in eight days.
     
  2. HCKevinSteele

    HCKevinSteele Well-Known Member

    When I was in school there was some sort of philanthropy 3 on 3 tournament I played in with two buddies. We were reasonably good so we could theoretically hang with just about anyone unless they were like 6’8 or taller, but we foolishly went out night before and were brutally hungover. First round we draw a freak of nature who must have had his scholarship offers pulled or something, I played against future SEC guys in high school who couldn’t touch him. We prevented him from throwing down any windmills like he did warning up but that’s all we did.
     
  3. TDVol1989

    TDVol1989 Always Be Menstruating

    He was a high jumper and wore black Reebok Pumps. Remember him
     
  4. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    yes he did. Not much of a player but he’d take one dribble after midcourt if going full speed and you kinda just got out of the way to watch it happen. From cancer to SEC champ. Nobody wanted to take a shin in the face and undercut him.
     
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  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

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  6. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    was more of weird oddity than a knock.
     
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  7. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Watching him play tight end in high school was comical
     
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  8. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Wtf? Some 5'7 130.lb safety must have shit his britches.
     
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  9. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    It was like Chief from One Flew Over Cookoos Nest. Big John would just go into the endzone, turn around and qb would just loft it up. Often Big John would just reach and grab it without jumping and hold it up above the heads of jumping 5’9 dbs.
     
  10. CitrusCo.Vol

    CitrusCo.Vol Member

    I passed a girl on the way into the stadium today dressed in Iowa garb who said Tn has the cheesiest colors in all of college football. I did not say a thing to her but said to my wife " she will be the one going home today wishing she was wearing a different color"
     
  11. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Yeah I mean black and yellow is completely unique to about 47 teams in D1
     
  12. OneForVol

    OneForVol Well-Known Member

    Maybe she was making a Cheezits joke
     
  13. TDVol1989

    TDVol1989 Always Be Menstruating

    From Bozo’s to that, I feel like we ought to know each other. Maybe you lived in Grieve Hall. But who cares…you ate at Sophie’s I bet. Good enough for me.
     
  14. CitrusCo.Vol

    CitrusCo.Vol Member

    No, she was very snarky.
     
  15. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Meh, her Hockeyes suck, so...
     
  16. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Iowa goose eggs
     
  17. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Their band was the gayest thing id ever seen until their team ran on the field.
     
  18. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

  19. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Not in a fashionable or high EQ gay way, I am guessing. Like a leather daddy getting 3 scoops of ice cream in July gay?
     
  20. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Love the "Most Punting Yards in a Season" record they are celebrating, too.


    It doesn't really mean what you think it means, Iowa. It doesn't.
     
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