Coke and Pepsi Cause Cancer

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by kptvol, Mar 5, 2012.

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  1. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    If you drink 1,000 cans a day.

    http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-05/cancer-causing-chemical-found-in-coca-cola-pepsi-consumer-group-says.html

    Moderation.
     
  2. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    Damn. I better cut back at least 10%.
     
  3. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

  4. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    No doubt there are carcinogens in some of our processed foods and beverages. Of course, sunlight is also a carcinogen. Our bodies aren't adapted to live forever, they are adapted to merely live long enough to ensure our genes are passed on.
     
  5. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    8thmaxim is 74% less carcinogenic than other internet forums.
     
  6. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Reading 10,000 posts a day may lead to ocular melanoma.
     
  7. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Which is a great remedy for astigmatism.
     
  8. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    Or in some cases Cranial Rectal Inversion!
     
  9. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    Or the more common Rectal Glaucoma!
     
  10. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    I only drink Coke with lots of rum so I should be good.
     
  11. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Coincidentally, I went to the optometrist today. If a pretty optometrist tells you that you have beautiful and bright optic nerves, is she hitting on you? In a way, I hope so. Plus she was already pregnant, so no need for a love glove.
     
  12. Snakeonia

    Snakeonia Active Member

    good thing i prefer dr. pepper and sunkist
     
  13. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I would have been dead over 20 years ago if Coke caused cancer. It's the nectar of the gods. I can see how that overly sweet, under carbonated Coke wannabe, Pepsi,could cause cancer. That stuff would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.
     
  14. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    Cheeseburger, cheeseburger! NO Coke, Pepsi!
     
  15. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    I wonder how many will get that reference, OV. And do you know its origins pre-TV?
     
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Coke is the original soft drink and by far the most popular. Pepsi is a wannabe pretender and will always suffer from Coke envy and be Coke's red-headed step-child. Sorry Rev, I will never see it differently, but you can be a fan of an inferior soft drink. That's ok. It's a free country. It just speaks to your lack of 'taste' for the finer things in life.:)
     
    Last edited: Mar 5, 2012
  17. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    John Belushi- Saturday Night Live, right?
     
  18. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Yes, but based on the line cook's phrasing at the world-famous Billy Goat Tavern in Chicago, IL.
     
  19. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    If you read the 'Common sense/Book smart' thread you have seen that I haven't exactly had good luck with Chicago natives. Figures that a Chicago joint prefers that cheap imitation, Pepsi.
     
  20. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Someone from the Tri Cities should drink only Dr. Enuf or Mt. Dew imo, jmho.
     

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