COVID-19 (artist formerly known as Wuhan strain novel Corona virus)

T-town. Auburn's inbred genetics is probably immune to this.

 

Ew gross, I'll take my chances with Corona virus but moving to that state is not a risk I am willing to take

 

You'll be dead soon. We aren't concerned with what you want.

 

Fair. A couple of hundred bucks should be enough to get him a house in "downtown" Tuscaloosa.

 

Look, we need you to give your all for Tennessee. All we need is for you to infect Tuscaloosa, then we'll help you live out your days peacefully, in a quarantine somewhere.

 

look, you put that sign over where you want me to go and I WILL jump up and slap it. Such exertion will surely trigger my fluid filled lungs into a fit of coughing, and everyone who matters wins.

 

Tuscaloosa. Auburn, after years of cow [uck fay]ing, are immune to just about everything.

EDIT: Card beat me to the punch.

 

say what you will, but these monks love some big orange. Tail gating all decked out in orange in February, I like it.

 

Nope, IMO.

 

Welp, one of our interns is in the hospital and recently got back from a visit to Japan.

So, been nice knowing y'all.

 

Unfortunate.

Can I have your stuff when you die?

 

Sure. Got to take the wife and kids too though.

 

I mean, with that stuff being contagious, probably no point in including them in the deal.

 

Nope, all or nothing.

 

Two words: Elderberry syrup.

 

My knew work clothes starting this week:

 

*gnew

 

*gnu

 

FYP

 

About to go on vacation, my wife has been drinking Vitamin C powder drinks and Elderberry for a month. Never heard of it before that. I'm just YOLO'ing it.