Farm subsidies are necessary, but broken:

I once told my neighbor I planned to fence in the back and put goats on it to knock down the wisteria. He had a bit of a shocked look on his face until I told him that phase two was going to be hogs. He's a nice guy, but he has no real sense of humor. His eyes got wide, and he started talking about city zoning laws and such.

 

I love these types

 

He's a talker, too, but he's a good guy if a little nosey. I couldn't have asked for better neighbors than those I've had, and none were bammer fans.

 

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We had some crazy fookers that lived behind us in Delaware.

The poor people would sit at their back window and stare at our coonhounds while they were whipping around barking.

 

This basically describes half of the people I remember as a kid.

 

The neighbors from the opposite side would bring their little ones over and get the puppies riled up.

The bloodhound sounded like she was dying.............