How To Avoid Poop Splash

This guy has some really good videos. This one is interesting.

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Poop splash is welcome sometimes. Like when you've been eating really hot buffalo wings.

 

Not when you have the diarrhea. Then you're just splashing the poop back up.

 

Hahaha

 

But it's still cooler than the stream of liquid hot magma shooting out of your anus.

 

Remind me to tell you about the time I ate tacos from the back of a truck in Mexico.

You're going on a cruise to Cozumel, you'll see it if you go into town. On the main road as you leave the Port. My stomach wanted it out but my butthole wouldn't let it out, burning with razor blades

 

I'm not eating/drinking shit in Mexico.


Because if I do, there's a good chance I'll actually be eating/ drinking shit.

 

Is it true that NYY has menthol on tap for his bidet?

 

You haven't been to Mexico until you've had mystery meat tacos and Corona from a refilled bottle that has dirty hand prints all over it.

 

I have a colostomy bag. No way this O-ring holds anything on its own.

 

Does Tenny pay for the bag?

 

It's his scrotum.

 

That's some funny shit.

 

Wait until your poop gets bigger before you go will also eliminate poop splash. If its still coming out when it hits it won't splash.

 

One thing about this, if you have multiple projectiles following one another, the toliet paper is just going to be gone by the time they arrive. I noticed they didn't test that, probably because they knew.

 

Conspiracy

 

Snake turd

 

I was talking about for your victims...err...I mean your completely consensual encounters.

 

You dirty bastards better hop in the shower afterwards.

 

NYY calls them M&M's.