How To Avoid Poop Splash

If you shit in the sink, there's no splash, of course getting up there and obtaining a proper squat can be rather difficult. I also suggest you only poop in other peoples sinks. It can get quite messy.

 

What does he mean half-naked? I poop completely naked.

 

Also, if your shit is that hard, you need to start eating Kale.

 

One time my brother upper deckered his toilet so he could get me. He's a dumbass.

 

Got you good, you f*cker.