I guess I'll be "that guy"

So if we win, don't be surpprised if there is a contract on your head.

 

I mean, shit. We are all gonna be depressed Saturday night after we lose regardless of whether we expected to win or not. Might as well get hyped up and excited while we still can.

 

Bad Bo

 

Yeah I'm not going to expect anything close to an average performance until I see it happen

 

We always have a chance to win, regardless the opponent. Our defense alone allows us that. It would not surprise me one bit if we win, it would also not surprise me one bit if we get destroyed.

 

Our problem is, for every one step our defense takes forward, our offense takes five steps back, to the gun cabinet, takes out the 12 gauge, and shoots us in the foot.

 

We are 119th in Sacks allowed and 118th in TFL allowed.

 

You had me until that line. For the life of me, I just can't fathom being surprised that the Vols beat Ole Piss.

 

"Vols shock the world and beat the #3 team in the country."

Better?

I saw a stat today that Tennessee is 13-1 in their last 14 games vs Ole Miss. I was somewhat surprised at that.

 

I think the national champine will have one loss this year, maybe we give Ole Piss one?




Nah

 

expectations are the problem

 

Which is why I think this is going to be an ugly game.

I also just learned that Ole Miss is nearly as bad at running the ball as we are. They're averaging like 3.8 ypc on the year.

71 yards against Boise (2.1 YPC)
178 against Memphis (4.2)
76 against Bama (2.4)
160 against aTm (4.6)

Ole Miss lives and dies by Bo. Sometimes Good Bo shows up and plays like a Heisman contender. Sometimes Bad Bo shows up and looks like 2008 Crompton.

I think Bad Bo shows up against Tennessee.

 

You bleed orange.

I'm not even Worleyed about this game. Vols win easy, and I'll Darr any Pearson here to tell me any different.

 

Still going with my 42 or 45-7 prediction.

We keep it close for a while, offense can't do anything, The Ackbar defense scores a TD, then the floodgates open.

 

Northing to Worley about at all. We are going to smash their faces into the Kerbyson.

 

Tennessee is going to get a Lexington Steele ass whooping.

As some point, you to have to come to the realization that things are truly bad from the admin on down.

Football is a direct reflection of university leadership.

 

I've been there for a while

 

There is a better chance of me covering the Egg Bowl for ESPN and doing the horizontal lambada with Katy Perry than there is UT winning tomorrow.

 

He could hand the ball to AJ Johnson every play and we'd still lose.