Inaugural 8th Maxim "Foster a CFB Team" program

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by IP, Sep 1, 2015.

  1. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Queue music, then keep reading:

    There are many college football teams with no one watching them. Or at least admitting to it. Teams with forgettable mascots, anonymous players, and fight songs that could be futilely played on a loop on "Name that Tune."

    They need you.

    This Fall, when you're watching the Vols burn a path of despair and grief across the South the likes of which haven't been seen since Prohibition, consider donating a little love and viewership to an underfanbased team. These teams work and practice hard all season, with little hope of fanfare or reward. Be their reward. At the cost of watching just one game a week 12 weeks a season, you can be their witness.

    If you're interested post your commitment to this thread to follow one specific team that was sub .500 in 2014. A team will be assigned to you, and you'll receive weekly updates on their trials and triumphs by watching their games. Share their story here.

    So who wants to be assigned a shitty team to foster?
  2. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    *raises hand*

    Does it have it be power 5 or can it be group of 5 crap team?
  3. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    A whole team? That's a lot of tacos.
  4. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    It's not going to be Power 5.
  5. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    SIgn me up. Prefer MAC if possible. I just have a special place in my heart for it.
  6. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

  7. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Through my patented but totally secret matching algorithm, I have matched you with Ball State. Give them the second fan they desperately need.
  8. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    as much as I love college football, I can't bring myself to watch mac games. anyway I already follow a shitty college team.
  9. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I have matched you with UTSA. The other-other UT.
  10. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Ya, you get Cal.
  11. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I have randomly assigned myself Tulane.
  12. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    I give myself the newest FBS member, Coastal Carolina
  13. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I plan on watching Bowling Green this week, at least.
  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

  15. Cameltoes

    Cameltoes Contributor

    Sorry, IP. I've already got a crap team to follow. Austin Peay. Even got the T-shirt--"Show Your Peay-Ness."
  16. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Two Tuesday night MACtion games in November. I'm psyched.

    Me and Letterman roll with the Cardinals.
  17. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I watch because of the chance of that random 77-73 game breaking out that's enjoyable because I have zero vested interest and don't want defense.
  18. Tar Volon

    Tar Volon Me Blog

    My cousin is their starting QB this year. Welcome to the fan club.
  19. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Alright, Coastal Carolina will double up for you two then.
  20. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President


    Never went to a game during my time there.

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