Jalen Hurd Conspiracy

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by NEW COACH, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    I don't think the last game can be used as "proof" that Kamara is better than Hurd, just like I won't think Kamara being held under 50 total yards against Bama this week would mean Hurd is better.
     
  2. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Indy, I agree 100% with you on this.
     
  3. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Is a drill better than a saw? Different tools.
     
  4. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Drill is way better.
     
  5. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    God, you're an idiot. Probably racist and bigoted.
     
  6. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Coming from a fan of saws, I take that as a compliment.
     
  7. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Let's fight. You can use a drill and I'll use a saw. After I kill you, my tool can also be used as a musical instrument to celebrate my victory.


    Advantage: saw
     
  8. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I can use my drill to turn your tibia into a woodwind instrument. Then I'll play the opening of Stairway to Heaven for you.
     
  9. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Does this need to be moved to the imbroglio thread?
     
  10. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I prefer a hammer for all things.
     
  11. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Figures
     
  12. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    At least give me some Jethro Tull
     
  13. MettaWorldPeace

    MettaWorldPeace Contributor

    So - Is Lyle getting sued or what?
     
  14. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    You can use a drill as a saw, but you can't use a saw as a drill.
     
  15. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    A good file will take you all down.
     
  16. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    I hope not.
     
  17. NashVol11

    NashVol11 Well-Known Member

    Absolutely. Judging guys based solely on numbers already made kidbourbon look stupid with Kevin Love and Dana Holgorsen, but hey, why not go back to the well?
     
  18. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    Might have been wrong about KLove and Dana, but boy look at the shine on that Baylor national championship trophy.
     
  19. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    **** you.

    Wait, am I doing this wrong?
     
  20. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Yes
     

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