Justin Bieber was raped

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by justingroves, Nov 2, 2011.

  1. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

  2. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Wow. Post was wayyyy different than I imagined by the title. Also shocked that Bieber isn't gay.
     
  3. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    best part "30-second tryst"
     
  4. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    That article is full of all kinds of win.

    As an aside, is there a statute of limitations on statutory rape? If so, either she has the worlds worst legal council, and/or is an idiot with no council.

    As an aside to my aside, she may have filed outside the (1) year statute of limitations...
     
    Last edited: Nov 2, 2011
  5. WM

    WM Active Member

    Hanging off a shelf in a bathroom is quite romantic. If true, the 30 second price tag may surpass Super Bowl commercial slots.
     
  6. justingroves

    justingroves supermod


    The "I want to feel everything" reason for not wearing a rubber is pretty good too
     
  7. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    No way he's a virgin. Someone popped his brownie a long time ago.
     
  8. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Virgins don't take 20 year olds back stage. He obviously lied.
     
  9. tidwell

    tidwell Chieftain

    Can this be confirmed by Ryan Seacrest?
     
  10. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    It will eventually come out that this is untrue, as he has been on hormone therapy for years to stave off puberty.
     
  11. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    They make such a cute couple.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    you'd think he could do better
     
  13. SetVol13

    SetVol13 Contributor

    Probably could have had his share of gorgeous 16 or 17 year old girls for sure.
     
  14. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Those breasts are already a disaster. Imagine what they'll be in 20 more years.
     
  15. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    He is:

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Nov 3, 2011
  16. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    You don't like nipples pointing straight down?
     
  17. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    Uh Ohh...

    Justin Bieber will take a DNA test in two weeks when he returns to the United States to prove he is not Mariah Yeater's baby daddy -- and after that, Justin and his team are going after her in court ...
     
  18. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Will laugh if it's his
     
  19. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Would be so hilarious if it were.
     
  20. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Either she had sex with Justin Bieber or she lied about having sex with Justin Bieber. Either way, she's insane.
     

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