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Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by Butthole, Nov 19, 2019.

  1. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Yeah. I'm a bottom up guy. My brother and father both go top down, and they are [uck fay]ing wrong!
     
  2. Volgrad98

    Volgrad98 Contributor

    Maybe he had too many opportunity is nowhere signs in the locker room. But the overall performance of Mizzou, the PI penalties especially, is what was most reminiscent of the dooley years for me. Just had the dooley stink about it.
     
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  3. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I assume you go bottom up so as to most quickly get your cummerbund in place, for fear that your neighbors - Chesterfield and Babs DuBoise, were I to blindly guess - may accidentally see you in such a state of unkempt disgrace and thereby placing your invitation to accompany them for next year’s Philadelphia Cotillion in some doubt.

    Bottom up is for the 1%ers, retards and damned psychopaths.
     
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  4. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Also bottom up.
     
  5. CitrusCo.Vol

    CitrusCo.Vol Member

    I see a new poll in the future.
     
  6. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I didn't know anyone did it bottom up. why?
     
  7. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    I'm more middle out myself.
     
  8. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    I’m sitting here, trying to think of how I do it, and I couldn’t tell you
     
  9. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Guarantees an even buttoning of the shirt. Only way to always guarantee that starting at the top is to button the topmost button like Butch Jones, psychopath style.
     
  10. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Also, Alan likes to leave the top 3 or 4 unbuttoned
     
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  11. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    always has that birthday sweater underneath, climbing out
     
  12. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    1. I haven't associated with the dubois since their son married a Catholic;

    2. Philadelphia sucks.It's the swan ball;

    3. Retard, psycho, or 1%, huh? What do I get for 2 out of 3?
     
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  13. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    Not being a chimpanzee with hooves for hands guarantees an even buttoning of the shirt. What kind of damn VN level retards are we dealing with over here?
     
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  14. Tar Volon

    Tar Volon Me Blog @RockyTopTalk.com

    I grab the top button, don’t button it, and then move both hands down to the next button. Works fine
     
  15. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    I go middle out
     
  16. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Adjust top button then go to bottom and work up to make sure you don't go off track.

    God, this is gonna be the debate that ends the website isn't it?
     
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  17. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    From the responses, it’s the secret handshake of the super-rich.
     
  18. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    Helluva run. We lasted longer than we should have.
     
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  19. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    Start in the middle.
    Hope for the best.
     
  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Okay, start in the middle? What in the [uck fay]?
     

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