My Personal Nightmare

Could be taken out of context IMHO.

 

She said that her daughter had suspected for a while that Tenny was seeing someone else. Said he would whimper like a schoolgirl in his sleep and say, "easy justin."

I simply directed her to Groves.

 

I was thinking NYY or Jewbacha

 

Nice deflection.

 

Had it mentioned challenging her to a foot race it would have been bass.

 

And then her daughter rebelled and married you to get some attention.

But in all seriousness sounds like an amazing woman

 

This is the Justin he speaks of:

 

She's clearly suffering with dementia.

 

May I suggest a Christmas and or birthday present of Free Skydiving lessons. I gave this to my m-i-l once.

 

Her biggest beef with her son-in-law other than his marriage being a sham because of his affinity for men, is that she can't keep him off her property with him trying to "milk" her colts.

 

"Who jacks off a horse?"

 

Damn Tenny ... I always hate it when my family meets my weird ass friends that I didn't want anyone to know I associated with.

 

It's not only a helluva lot of of work, but the milk tastes like shit on cereal.

 

Is this you???

 

Damn work been so damn busy today. Had a great time catching up in this thread.

Need to create a Tenny D Mom-Law spoiler thread next.

 

Hahaha

 

Oh oh, tell her about the one where she mentioned a conspiracy JFK book.

 

Yes, it's the same person who "educated" me on the JFK assassination, not too long ago.

 

No. That actually looks like another member on the board, though.

I look like this, but less fit and with more sweat: