You guys let me know. I'll play a chaotic neutral bard with unbelievable constitution and tiny hands.
Athletics, deception, Sleight of Hand and investigation human rogue, and if the DM will allow it, a -1 on stealth. My guy is a washed up mercenary with a drinking problem, and will likely show up drunk, for all dungeons, and his sheet should reflect that.
I haven't looked into the science too closely, but I have hypothesized that playing this game could cure STDs by converting you back into a virgin.
I think you are trying to be silly, but the biggest difference is in World of Warcraft, for instance, I am stuck with what Blizzard is giving me. With D&D, the adventure can go anywhere anytime, as we are making it up.
He is so much further along then I ever was. In fact, he and his buddies are at my house right now rolling the dice.
I was playing one night where the shopkeeper walked in on my half elf cleric banging his daughter. Rolled a 20 on my diplomacy check and high tailed it out of there.