PnP Dungeons and Dragons

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by NorrisAlan, Dec 13, 2016.

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  1. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    You guys let me know. I'll play a chaotic neutral bard with unbelievable constitution and tiny hands.
     
  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Drumpf the Half-orc CN Bard?
     
  3. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Athletics, deception, Sleight of Hand and investigation human rogue, and if the DM will allow it, a -1 on stealth.

    My guy is a washed up mercenary with a drinking problem, and will likely show up drunk, for all dungeons, and his sheet should reflect that.
     
  4. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Sounds so real, like you have had real life inspiration for this guy. I like it.
     
  5. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I haven't looked into the science too closely, but I have hypothesized that playing this game could cure STDs by converting you back into a virgin.
     
  6. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Can you get an STD from the picture of the Succubus in the Monster Manual?
     
  7. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    JT5 did it first. And better.
     
  8. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

  9. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Don't they have computers to do that shit for you now?
     
  10. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Diablo ii rocked. It's pretty much the only game I've ever been able to get into
     
  11. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Sure, in the same way they have movies now, so why read books?
     
  12. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Yeah, we've got people like that around here. They're called Mennonites.
     
  13. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I think you are trying to be silly, but the biggest difference is in World of Warcraft, for instance, I am stuck with what Blizzard is giving me. With D&D, the adventure can go anywhere anytime, as we are making it up.
     
  14. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    He is so much further along then I ever was. In fact, he and his buddies are at my house right now rolling the dice.
     
  15. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Damn it. It's happening again, just like with all of your female relatives.
     
  16. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I'll inform them all that I've found their baby's daddy. You might have some back child support.
     
  17. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    When a DnD character knocks up a tavern wench, is that rolling a 20 or a 1? I'll hang up and listen.
     
  18. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    I was playing one night where the shopkeeper walked in on my half elf cleric banging his daughter. Rolled a 20 on my diplomacy check and high tailed it out of there.
     
  19. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    How did that dialogue go?
     
  20. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    "Uhm...hi Mr. Yorgenson...OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!????" While pointing over his shoulder.
     

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