Priceless piece of Americana

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Was hoping for a Stretch Armstrong commercial.

 

I was so excited to get one, I'll be damned if the armpit didn't split the first day and ooze shit everywhere.

 

Big question is, did you eat the shit it oozed out? They didn't have warning signs back then

 

I probably did, at least just to see what it tasted like.

 

I wish I had bought that stretch worm thing. It's the holy grail of toy collecting. Worth thousands & thousands.

 

Never had that, I imagine my parents weren't keen on a toy that could have doubled as a NYY anal plug

 

BIIIIIG bucks.

 

One sold on ebay for $12,500. A freakin' toy!

 

"Stretch him over 3 feet"... Yeah nothing wrong with that.

 

Stretch Armstrong was filled with corn syrup.

 

Don't go ruining all of our childhood Urban Legends with your silly facts.

 

And now Coke is. Funny how things go, huh?