Random college football thread

Because it’s classier than the farmers [uck fay]ing their goats.

 

Gotta admire a good stump-trained sheep or goat.

 

Starkville.

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

 

The Lubbock of the SEC


(Apologies to Lubbock)

 

Heading down to Columbia because I enjoy punishing myself. Here’s hoping we can at least give them a scare.

 

Hope you guys remind Clemson they are still Clemson.

 

Oh, same. In the end, I fear they’ll simply overpower us. I’m not looking forward to watching our offensive line attempt to block the likes of Lawrence, Ferrell, and Wilkins. The only way we will have a chance is if we can somehow block them, control the ball, and not turn it over. Obviously, we have to get off the field on 3rd down, too, and contain KB2.

 

https://sports.yahoo.com/sources-chip-kelly-running-florida-job-194401666.html
Sources: Chip Kelly out of the running for Florida job

 

Miami doing Richter’s annual inexplicable loss.

 

UCF/USF game has been awesome

 

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That game was stupid.

 

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Bert fired walking off field.

 

That was ugly as hell.

 

[uck fay] you Texas

 

Chip Kelly to UCLA. Bleh

 

Better you than us, dros.

 

I’m going to vomit if Ohio State makes the playoffs, which at this point looks a likely scenario.

 

What is it with Ohio State, and there back up qb's, they come in, get the job done..