Sab is an Idiot Thread

Don’t you worry about me fellas. I’m doing just fine.

 

Is that a real pic of sab?

 

Yes

 

his chances of not being a pedo are negligible

 

he is certainly matching the profile pretty well

 

Can Sab play oline?

 

More apt to play Nickelback, imo

 

It would be hard to get him into the game. Too much socializing on the sidelines.

 

Only if his dad is playing on the DLine.

 

He's a skill guy. Too many leadership reps at the local park with young boys to make a position change.

 

Seeing that pic of Sab's tubby ass, him talking about quick twitch and playing QB is even all the more funny. The only quick twitch he knows about is if someone tried to grab the bowl of ice cream out from in front of face.

#tubbysab

 

Well he nailed this one too

 

I honestly don’t recall his being that heavy.

 

Well, I mean, ya figure a hundred or so Totinos pizza rolls a day, 12 pack of Dr. Thunder, and no more than a few dozen steps from the bed to the toilet....multiplied by the last 10 years.

 

Dr. thunder. Damn.

 

I think you overestimated the steps it takes in his double wide.

 

Please tell me that's fake

 

Maybe this was all performance art.