Sab is an Idiot Thread

He’d blow his brains out if he had to go without the internet for 48 hours.

 

This dude is high as a Georgia Pine.

 

I'm not going to be too judgy on his knowledge of animals though. Maybe some people are just more in tune with animals than others. Barney Fife knew a lot about giraffes and I'll be damned if I sit here and let y'all talk about him.

 

I think our buddy Cheech just lights up and watches those damn TedTalks.

 

sheesh...if he’s so hellbent on caressing a whale, he could be a good son and go visit his mama.

 

Dude is probably a stalker.

 

Well at least he said “on” instead of “in”, I guess.

 

What’s with his pinned tweet? What a weirdo

 

Thank goodness he gave us this update.

 

I'm convinced he's just on a race to one million tweets. He retweets more random shit and tweets things like...



than anyone I've ever seen.

 

Assume the sale...

 

yeah the best salesmen always stay unemployed

 

Not surprised to hear that his method was simple.

 

Sounds like "the... implication"

 

That line and how Dennis delivers it always makes me laugh.

 

That actually makes some kind of sense and jives with everything I've ever heard when we bring in the outside sales consultant guru.

Now, him actually accomplishing it? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Always be copy-pasting