Scientists Use Human Junk DNA to Grow Bigger Mice Brains

Nyy has an hour long kegel muscle routine he does every morning. Dude can grip a piece of pipe and two elephants wouldn't be able to rip it out.

 

Clarified.

 

Seriously. It's all going to have to be about global warming and dangerous fracking after-effects.

 

I believe many get paid good money by corporations and conservative "think tanks" to write that fiction already.