Tenny D's self-righteous rants

Can I ask what brought this about?

 

Trying to piece this shit together after being away for a bit is proving quite the task. Anyone wanna point me in the direction of the Asmith post that led to all this, if indeed that was the cause? TIA

 

Nothing happened while you were away. It's on about p. 4 or 5 of the Sab thread. I gave my opinion about Sab. Somebody said I knew an awful lot about him. I said something to the effect that I had opinions, some probably mistaken and therefore evolving, of almost everyone I interact with on these boards. Tenny decided I was a coward for not posting every ill-informed thought I ever had about each and every one of you. He then went on to demonstrate how dumb of an idea that would have been in this thread. Tenny's seriousness level throughout the whole thing is seriously in question.

 

Well, my jimmies are rustled.

 

This struck me as very funny in part because I read it in the dry tone I would have used saying it.

 

I swear, every time things get vastly entertaining, I suffer from some sort of performance issue!

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

 

Viagra?

 

If it is that end, it is three pump chump

 

For some reason, I greatly doubt this statement.

 

You recount events with the same accuracy as I would expect from Kesling, were he announcing a Battle Royale match between two dozen Indonesian and Scandanavian opponents.

 

Water is wet.

 

Indy's confused, even when all posts are laid out in perfect order, and could be easily read from beginning to end.

What's the French word for dipshit?

 

Tenetre De

 

On cruise control?

 

Even John Henry's arm grew tired.

 

Now that is more like it.

 

Muet comme merde.

 

In German, Herr Fuehrer.

 

Decided yet another thread title change was needed.

 

Do you take suggestions?

How about TennyD's counterintuitive conundrums?