The 8th's Baby-Daddy Thread

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by CardinalVol, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. Tar Volon

    Tar Volon Me Blog @RockyTopTalk.com

    Had a brother with trisomy 13. It sucks
     
  2. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Congratulations to all of the daddies on the board. My wife is Mexican, so I have to be extremely careful, if I look at her the right way, chances are she'll get knocked up.
     
  3. Tar Volon

    Tar Volon Me Blog @RockyTopTalk.com

    My wife got pregnant two weeks after we got married after being told by her OBGYN that she would have to have surgery before she could get pregnant.

    That is to say, I'm probably in the same boat as you
     
  4. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    Yeah. It was a horrible experience. Ours was very loved for the short time he was here. I'm sure your brother was too.
     
  5. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

  6. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    That is actually brilliant.
     
  7. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    Love it. Add a little glitter for perfection.
     
  8. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    We welcomed baby Knox (Lumberjack Jr.) into the world 10 days ago. Came in at an impressive 9lbs 4ozs. He's been super awesome so far. He's got my wife's face, but my eyes.

    My only hope is that Tennessee Football is great again by the time he's able to start forming memories. And no, he's not named after our cluster**** of a university, it was the wife's maiden name and I didn't make any complaints about it.
     
  9. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    You name him after Lane Kiffin's kid?
     
  10. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Congrats. I hope your wife and Knox Lyle are doing well.
     
  11. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    congrats! fertile bunch here
     
  12. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Congratulations!
     
  13. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I am no longer fertile. I would recommend a lifetime of abstinence.

    I apologized to both my dogs when I got home.
     
  14. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    i'm trying to get my wife to get this done ASAP. I can't imagine what i'd do if she got pregnant with the 3rd now that i'm in the clear.
     
  15. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Beautiful.

    And congrats, Lumberjack!

    Just wait until he's old enough to take outside and get some bonding time in while working on the throw game.
     
  16. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    That's not the route to go, IMO.

    Better snip than tie.
     
  17. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    you misunderstand. I want to get clipped, but my wife hasn't given me the go ahead.
     
  18. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    They're your balls.
     
  19. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    i'm not sure that's accurate anymore
     
  20. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    They're in momma's purse
     

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