The JFF not in the NFL thread

Discussion in 'Sports' started by kidbourbon, Aug 11, 2014.

  1. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    If you score an 8 on the wonderlic that means you're a full blown retard.
     
  2. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    Let's say that the average price of an entree/drink/dessert at Cheesecake Factory is $20. Probably a little high, especially when you throw in appetizers or a la carte sides or iced tea, but whatever. At $20, that's 500 menu items! If you came with a party of 25, everyone would have to order 20 things!

    Unless Cheesecake stocks multiple-thousand dollar bottles, I have no idea how that's even possible. And if they do stock multiple-thousand dollar bottles, I wonder how that works for them when Vince Young isn't in their location.
     
  3. NashVol11

    NashVol11 Well-Known Member

    http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...actory-bought-entire-southwest-flights-091912

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...g-got-a-loan-to-throw-himself-a-300000-party/
     
  4. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    wow, if true. Just...wow.
     
  5. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    It's 100% true
     
  6. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I find that tragic. Someone with that much talent and makes so much money, but doesn't have people around him to say "Vince...no."
     
  7. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Don't confuse your inability to comprehend the post with it not making sense.
     
  8. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    No no. It doesn't make any sense.
     
  9. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

  10. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

  11. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Johnny Courvoisier now the 3rd stringer.
     
  12. NashVol11

    NashVol11 Well-Known Member

    The Browns would have the #3 pick right now, after the Titans and Chargers, who have QBs. Do you take one if you're Cleveland? Normally, two years into a first round pick's career, I'd say hell no. But I think they'd definitely consider it.
     
  13. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Would it had been better if I had worked in some balls deeep references, betting odds from Vegas, stories of having sex with college girls in the periodicals section of the campus library and/or the phrase Everyone except Jimmy Haslam knew JFF would suck in the NFL. You know it, she knows it, even focking Marsellus knew it?
     
  14. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Pretty much.
     
  15. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Haha
     
  16. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Fate doing everything it can to force Johnny Hennessy into the starting spot.
     
  17. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    All of those would make more sense than what you initially posted, so sure.
     
  18. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Do you and NYYVol talk about your butthurt together over lunch at school? It's so cute.
     
  19. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    JFF, [itch bay]es
     
  20. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    He really had a slightly above average game against the 5th worst defense in the league.

    Not much else to say about it.
     

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