The Official 8th Maxim Talent Thread

I know there are some of you guys who play music, sing or have a talent for something. How about sharing?

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I'm very good at eating food.

That's about it

 

https://soundcloud.com/user58443053/whipping-post

 

https://soundcloud.com/user58443053/all-my-tears

 

I can roll my stomach.

 

I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

 

Flat out dirty

 

Can you suck a golf ball through a 50 foot garden hose?

 

This has been verified to be true.

 

I can tell exactly what time it is without a clock, plus or minus an hour or two. True story.

 

Not impressed. I can tell whether it's day or night without looking outside.

 

Not impressed, I can tell what season it is in any country in the world without being there.

 

I can sit in a recliner for hours on end posting on a message board while watching TV, eating pizza and drinking an ice cold Coca-Cola.

It's uncanny.

 

Winner.

 

This thread is not for professionals.







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I'm pretty good at making Turkey noises without a call.

 

My wife will not allow a recliner in the house, and if we had one, I would not be allowed to eat on it.

 

What kind of sicko did you marry?

 

Old school Latin, I'm lucky I don't have plastic on the furniture

 

If we're trying to be serious, I used to play keyboards and drums (snare,etc) in band. I've lost the chops due to lack of playing, but I wouldn't mind getting back into it.