The Twillight Series

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Indy, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. Indy

    Indy Chieftain

    Anyone else ever been dragged to see one of these movies? I find it really ironic that so many women love a movie that presents them as helpless and in need of men for everything. Not to mention the story sucks. I saw a commercial for the new one and figured I'd post my opinion. Thoughts?
     
  2. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    You married Indy? A lot of strange things happen when you get married.
     
  3. Indy

    Indy Chieftain

    No sir. I'm happily single. I'm only 20, so i got a while left to ruin my life with a marriage. Right now, I'm heeding the warning of [MENTION=48]NYYVol[/MENTION] and staying away from marriage.
     
  4. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Every time a man gets married, an angel loses its wings. Stay strong, Indy.
     
  5. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    My wife took me with her to see the last one. There were several "serious" parts of the movie where I busted out in laughter. My wife, as well as any other women around, were pissed.
     
  6. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I just love how middle aged women are allowed to oogle over 16 year old boys and it's ok, but if I oogle over a 16 year old girl, I am viewed as a sick sex offender.
     
  7. Indy

    Indy Chieftain

    I had to go see one of them with my girlfriend of the time. I refused to pay for my ticket. I figured if she was going to make me be out at midnight, watch a horrible movie, and endure the annoying screams every time the werewolf took his damn shirt off, the least she could do was pay for my ticket. Got a blowjob out of it as well, so i guess it all worked out for the best.
     
  8. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I've made the same point to my wife.
     
  9. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    She was thinking about Edward the whole time, imo, jmo, gbo.
     
  10. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    my wife has made me rent them on on demand. I think it's also funny that this guy who's like 200 years old is trying to bang a 16 year old, yet somehow it's romantic and not disgusting? also she's the biggest [ock cay] tease in the world. my wife freely admits to all of this, yet somehow still reads the books and watches the movies.
     
  11. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Yup. Pretty much. I'm elated my wife doesn't care about these, even if she does watch Real Dance Moms (or whatever it's called).

    In a sermon podcast I listen to, the pastor had a field day pointing out exactly what you just said, and then added in, and you take your 12 year old girls to watch it. You could feel the tension in the room through the iPod.
     
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2012
  12. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    She can pretend I'm Stuart Smalley as far as I'm concerned. Whatever gets her mouth there is okay with me. Jmo, imho, vfl.
     
  13. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    That's OK, he was thinking about Jacob.

    Just kidding. Go Vols.
     
  14. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

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  15. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Thankfully, no. Woman read the books, hated the movies, thus it has been a non issue.

    I do have to watch True Blood, though, but that may be another story.
     
  16. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    i enjoyed true blood until last season. then it got kind of crappy. at least there are hot naked vampire chicks.
     
  17. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

    Agreed, droski. I can handle it when the fiance watches True Blood. Twilight sucks complete ass.
     
  18. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    What... you guys don't like were-panthers?
     

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