The VN Faildozer Tourney selection announcement thread

Before i start, Endzone is the weakest of the regions, it's the Endzone after all. Which means it's wide open in this region for anyone to get to the Final Four.

 

More from Billy Packer: "Some of the stronger teams from other regions should have been shipped to the Endzone region for competitive balance. HendersonVol as a number 1 seed in anything indicates the region is a disgrace to humanity."

 

The endzone is a disgrace to humanity.

 

Jay Bilas: "pl3 is a darkhorse powerhouse of stupidity. The committee wildly underseeded him. He'll eliminate the guy with the Sabanocchioesque fixation on teenage boys easily."

 

OldVol, after winning the Anti-MEAC Invitational, has a shot to pull the first ever 16 over 1 upset if he can get by the consistent stupidity of VFL.

 

Total mismatch. Burned beer and well done steaks for all.

 

You are forgetting the unknown power of statistics in this match-up. Pratt is gonna curb stomp with pure data.

 

VolBurgers with the Richmond over Syracuse style upset.

 

Pooch will make a bet that if he loses this game he will leave the brackets for good.
Nobody bothers to tell him it's a single elimination tournament.

 

Another strong double digit seed. Square will get lit up on orange Zima and a cake with a picture of Phil Fulmer's ass on it and fight a spirited battle. Pooch better tighten his dunce cap and prepare for battle.

 

Both competitors are mere filler. They've got no shot against the legendary retardation in this region.

 

Close matchup, but BOP's Top 25 lists pull him through.

 

Wait a minute, did i forget Ravenheart?


Naaa.



That's it. Let the water cooler chatter begin.

 

can we get the big image?

 

Retards, mental invalids, and mouthbreathers across VN are furious at being relegated to the Slick Rick Invitational Tournament.