Today's "Horrible WTF News story

Fixed not really a horrible news story any way. Just a little different.

 

Sell ad space on the applicators. Should lower the cost.

 

Ahh Florida.

http://fox13now.com/2015/01/19/teen-caught-after-posing-as-obgyn-at-hospital-for-month-fooled-doctors/

 

Man, having Aspergers allows you a very wide berth these days, it seems.

Either that or he's mentally incapable... in which case you have to wonder how he was able to fool so many people for so long.

Either way, looks bad on Florida.

 

I'd think you would at least do like a misdemeanor trespassing or something.

 

I did not know bammer was in the great lakes region...

 

http://reason.com/blog/2015/01/28/school-made-11-year-old-girls-pull-down

 

I read that yesterday. What on earth were they thinking?

 

I'm embarrassed to say that I get an inappropriate amount of laughs from phantom shitter incidents.

 

And that there is an 11 year old doing it gives me hope for America's future.

 

Then you'd love this episode of Always Sunny:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1266368/

 

I hate Lyle Jones.

 

Agreed. A friend of mine went to UGA I the late 90s and there was a phantom shitter that struck many times all over campus. He was even given the lovable monicker of The Doo Doo Bandit.

 

Worked in a glass factory during college. A guy there would shit in basically industrial strength plastic wrap. He would then sneak up the line before the area where workers would remove the glass and place it in a container where he'd plop his "present" on the piece of glass. Many times larger pieces required 2 people one with their back to the oncoming glass. It was common to use you gloved hand to feel for the next piece. Was quite a bit of surprise from many when they got more than just another piece of glass.

 

Sounds like a good way to get your ass kicked

 

Eh, he did it mostly to a guy that could puke on demand. He would do that to the glass as well.

Clean your windows folks.

 

Sorry, this is a couple of days late.

http://espn.go.com/college-football...nteers-hire-mike-debord-offensive-coordinator

 

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My dad talked about some times you'd crawl into it in the coal mines but that's just where you had to go since there wasn't a bathroom.

I've heard some pretty ****ed up stuff from the mines.