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Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by snoball5278, Jan 14, 2015.

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  1. snoball5278

    snoball5278 Contributor

  2. Volmaul

    Volmaul New Member

    i look forward to eating his children. I assume that Mike Tyson agrees with my sentiment.
     
  3. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    And I'm the gay one?
     
  4. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    You'd think they'd run into inbreeding problems if you have bulls siring hundreds of thousands every few years.
     
  5. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    They said the same thing about Genghis Khan.
     
  6. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    they keep good tabs on breeding and cows have a long pregnancy with heifers taking around two years to reach breeding age. Keeps it from being a huge issue.
     
  7. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    That bull had some real endurance. I couldn't do it.

    [video=youtube_share;bBRFYNI420M]http://youtu.be/bBRFYNI420M[/video]
     
  8. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Didn't all of the angus beef come from one bull?

    I would worry about it as well.
     
  9. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    No, they're a native breed from Scotland.
     
  10. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    He said children not pecker.
     
  11. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Old Jock and Old Granny are in practically every Angus' pedigree, actually.

    Remember that breeds, like race, are a human construct. The breed was invented in the 1820's from existing hornless cattle in the area, but it is like saying the poodle is a native breed to France.
     
  12. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator


    Besides the commercial breed stock was created from native wild cattle and by reports the characteristics didn't chage much. i
     
  13. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I wouldn't call them "native" or "wild."
     
  14. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    They're prehistoric and came from the aboriginal of the country. I don't know what you'd call them but that seems to get native and wild in my books.
     
  15. snoball5278

    snoball5278 Contributor

    indigenous?
     
  16. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Yeah, they came from the indigenous cattle
     
  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Is this why after eating a Hardee's Angus burger I get this odd desire to have sex with sheep?
     
  18. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    http://mbe.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2012/03/14/molbev.mss092

    This is one of those cases of prehistoric meddling. Taurine cattle were first domesticated from wild stock in Turkey 10,500 years ago, and spread throughout the world with isolated populations continuing to genetically diverge into distinct communities. It is like "wild horses" in the West. They are "wild" in the sense that they have gone feral, but they aren't native, or a natural occurring population.

    There's no such thing as an indigenous cow, just like there is no such thing as indigenous corn.
     
  19. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Baaaa
     

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