UF Game Predictions

OrangeEmpire · Oct 2, 2014

kmf600 said: ↑

The good stuff
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Vodka?

kmf600 · Oct 2, 2014

Cameltoes said: ↑

Laughed so hard tears were running.
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Wasn't a joke, serious as a heart attack

kmf600 · Oct 2, 2014

OrangeEmpire said: ↑

Vodka?
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PBR

Snakes on a Wii · Oct 2, 2014

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Right this second, God is sending a cold front because he is a Vols fan and he wants the weather to be perfect for a good ole fashion ass stomping of the Gators. I'm saying the ass whoopin starts early, like in the Vol walk. Some drunk red neck Gayturd fans yells at Butch that the Vols suck. Butch goes into the crowd and beats the shit out of both of them. The team captains pick Jones up and carry him on their shoulders the rest of the way to the stadium, Butch has blood stains on his shirt but he wears it through the whole game. 110,000 fans are about to tear the stadium down because they are so loud, it's deafening. Every hair on every body is standing up and everyone is tingling all over. We come out and run through the "T" and Neyland Stadiums erupts, you can hear it for miles. The coin flip is the only thing the Gators have a chance at winning, and in dominating fashion, we call tails and the coin doesn't even bounce when it hits the ground. Sticks dead on tails. We elect to receive and start the domination from the opening kick off. we run the score up to 35-0 at half time and there is some discussion about pulling our starters and playing the young guys. The team says they will have nothing of it. We continue the domination in the second half. Some of the [itch bay]es from VolNation, or whatever those [itch bay]es call themselves, start feeling sorry for the Gators because now its just getting embarrassing. We don't give a [uck fay], [uck fay] the Gators and f*uck anyone that doesn't think we should run the score up. We end up scoring 80 points and hold them to nothing. That's right, I just called the score 80-0, if you don't like it, [uck fay] you. At the end of the game, when the coaches come out to shake hands, Muschamp starts running his mouth about running up the score and Butch Mother****ing Jones backhand slaps him, and tells him, "you are my [itch bay] now, never, ever, let me catch you looking at me again" Goal posts are being torn down, pandemonium is breaking loose everywhere and the 200+ unofficial kids visiting verbally commit to the Vols, who cares if we don't have room for them all, they can't imagine ever playing for another team.

We go undefeated the rest of the season, and next season too. We win the 2015 National Championship and go down in history as one of the best teams ever.
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Them boys are afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

XXROCKYTOPXX · Oct 2, 2014

kmf600 said: ↑

Right this second, God is sending a cold front because he is a Vols fan and he wants the weather to be perfect for a good ole fashion ass stomping of the Gators. I'm saying the ass whoopin starts early, like in the Vol walk. Some drunk red neck Gayturd fans yells at Butch that the Vols suck. Butch goes into the crowd and beats the shit out of both of them. The team captains pick Jones up and carry him on their shoulders the rest of the way to the stadium, Butch has blood stains on his shirt but he wears it through the whole game. 110,000 fans are about to tear the stadium down because they are so loud, it's deafening. Every hair on every body is standing up and everyone is tingling all over. We come out and run through the "T" and Neyland Stadiums erupts, you can hear it for miles. The coin flip is the only thing the Gators have a chance at winning, and in dominating fashion, we call tails and the coin doesn't even bounce when it hits the ground. Sticks dead on tails. We elect to receive and start the domination from the opening kick off. we run the score up to 35-0 at half time and there is some discussion about pulling our starters and playing the young guys. The team says they will have nothing of it. We continue the domination in the second half. Some of the [itch bay]es from VolNation, or whatever those [itch bay]es call themselves, start feeling sorry for the Gators because now its just getting embarrassing. We don't give a [uck fay], [uck fay] the Gators and f*uck anyone that doesn't think we should run the score up. We end up scoring 80 points and hold them to nothing. That's right, I just called the score 80-0, if you don't like it, [uck fay] you. At the end of the game, when the coaches come out to shake hands, Muschamp starts running his mouth about running up the score and Butch Mother****ing Jones backhand slaps him, and tells him, "you are my [itch bay] now, never, ever, let me catch you looking at me again" Goal posts are being torn down, pandemonium is breaking loose everywhere and the 200+ unofficial kids visiting verbally commit to the Vols, who cares if we don't have room for them all, they can't imagine ever playing for another team.

We go undefeated the rest of the season, and next season too. We win the 2015 National Championship and go down in history as one of the best teams ever.
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Oh my, glorious!

NorrisAlan · Oct 2, 2014

kmf600 said: ↑

Right this second, God is sending a cold front because he is a Vols fan and he wants the weather to be perfect for a good ole fashion ass stomping of the Gators. I'm saying the ass whoopin starts early, like in the Vol walk. Some drunk red neck Gayturd fans yells at Butch that the Vols suck. Butch goes into the crowd and beats the shit out of both of them. The team captains pick Jones up and carry him on their shoulders the rest of the way to the stadium, Butch has blood stains on his shirt but he wears it through the whole game. 110,000 fans are about to tear the stadium down because they are so loud, it's deafening. Every hair on every body is standing up and everyone is tingling all over. We come out and run through the "T" and Neyland Stadiums erupts, you can hear it for miles. The coin flip is the only thing the Gators have a chance at winning, and in dominating fashion, we call tails and the coin doesn't even bounce when it hits the ground. Sticks dead on tails. We elect to receive and start the domination from the opening kick off. we run the score up to 35-0 at half time and there is some discussion about pulling our starters and playing the young guys. The team says they will have nothing of it. We continue the domination in the second half. Some of the [itch bay]es from VolNation, or whatever those [itch bay]es call themselves, start feeling sorry for the Gators because now its just getting embarrassing. We don't give a [uck fay], [uck fay] the Gators and f*uck anyone that doesn't think we should run the score up. We end up scoring 80 points and hold them to nothing. That's right, I just called the score 80-0, if you don't like it, [uck fay] you. At the end of the game, when the coaches come out to shake hands, Muschamp starts running his mouth about running up the score and Butch Mother****ing Jones backhand slaps him, and tells him, "you are my [itch bay] now, never, ever, let me catch you looking at me again" Goal posts are being torn down, pandemonium is breaking loose everywhere and the 200+ unofficial kids visiting verbally commit to the Vols, who cares if we don't have room for them all, they can't imagine ever playing for another team.

We go undefeated the rest of the season, and next season too. We win the 2015 National Championship and go down in history as one of the best teams ever.
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That is beautiful.

kmf600 · Oct 2, 2014

OrangeEmpire said: ↑

Vodka?
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For future reference, Jim Beam is the good stuff. I don't want to have to tell you this again

hohenfelsvol · Oct 2, 2014

kmf600 said: ↑

For future reference, Jim Beam is the good stuff. I don't want to have to tell you this again
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Makers or Scotch here

lumberjack4 · Oct 2, 2014

kmf600 said: ↑

Right this second, God is sending a cold front because he is a Vols fan and he wants the weather to be perfect for a good ole fashion ass stomping of the Gators. I'm saying the ass whoopin starts early, like in the Vol walk. Some drunk red neck Gayturd fans yells at Butch that the Vols suck. Butch goes into the crowd and beats the shit out of both of them. The team captains pick Jones up and carry him on their shoulders the rest of the way to the stadium, Butch has blood stains on his shirt but he wears it through the whole game. 110,000 fans are about to tear the stadium down because they are so loud, it's deafening. Every hair on every body is standing up and everyone is tingling all over. We come out and run through the "T" and Neyland Stadiums erupts, you can hear it for miles. The coin flip is the only thing the Gators have a chance at winning, and in dominating fashion, we call tails and the coin doesn't even bounce when it hits the ground. Sticks dead on tails. We elect to receive and start the domination from the opening kick off. we run the score up to 35-0 at half time and there is some discussion about pulling our starters and playing the young guys. The team says they will have nothing of it. We continue the domination in the second half. Some of the [itch bay]es from VolNation, or whatever those [itch bay]es call themselves, start feeling sorry for the Gators because now its just getting embarrassing. We don't give a [uck fay], [uck fay] the Gators and f*uck anyone that doesn't think we should run the score up. We end up scoring 80 points and hold them to nothing. That's right, I just called the score 80-0, if you don't like it, [uck fay] you. At the end of the game, when the coaches come out to shake hands, Muschamp starts running his mouth about running up the score and Butch Mother****ing Jones backhand slaps him, and tells him, "you are my [itch bay] now, never, ever, let me catch you looking at me again" Goal posts are being torn down, pandemonium is breaking loose everywhere and the 200+ unofficial kids visiting verbally commit to the Vols, who cares if we don't have room for them all, they can't imagine ever playing for another team.

We go undefeated the rest of the season, and next season too. We win the 2015 National Championship and go down in history as one of the best teams ever.
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I want to believe.

kmf600 · Oct 2, 2014

hohenfelsvol said: ↑

Makers or Scotch here
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Makers is an acceptable substitute

OrangeEmpire · Oct 3, 2014

kmf600 said: ↑

For future reference, Jim Beam is the good stuff. I don't want to have to tell you this again
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Bourbon?

chavisut · Oct 3, 2014

kmf600 said: ↑

Right this second, God is sending a cold front because he is a Vols fan and he wants the weather to be perfect for a good ole fashion ass stomping of the Gators. I'm saying the ass whoopin starts early, like in the Vol walk. Some drunk red neck Gayturd fans yells at Butch that the Vols suck. Butch goes into the crowd and beats the shit out of both of them. The team captains pick Jones up and carry him on their shoulders the rest of the way to the stadium, Butch has blood stains on his shirt but he wears it through the whole game. 110,000 fans are about to tear the stadium down because they are so loud, it's deafening. Every hair on every body is standing up and everyone is tingling all over. We come out and run through the "T" and Neyland Stadiums erupts, you can hear it for miles. The coin flip is the only thing the Gators have a chance at winning, and in dominating fashion, we call tails and the coin doesn't even bounce when it hits the ground. Sticks dead on tails. We elect to receive and start the domination from the opening kick off. we run the score up to 35-0 at half time and there is some discussion about pulling our starters and playing the young guys. The team says they will have nothing of it. We continue the domination in the second half. Some of the [itch bay]es from VolNation, or whatever those [itch bay]es call themselves, start feeling sorry for the Gators because now its just getting embarrassing. We don't give a [uck fay], [uck fay] the Gators and f*uck anyone that doesn't think we should run the score up. We end up scoring 80 points and hold them to nothing. That's right, I just called the score 80-0, if you don't like it, [uck fay] you. At the end of the game, when the coaches come out to shake hands, Muschamp starts running his mouth about running up the score and Butch Mother****ing Jones backhand slaps him, and tells him, "you are my [itch bay] now, never, ever, let me catch you looking at me again" Goal posts are being torn down, pandemonium is breaking loose everywhere and the 200+ unofficial kids visiting verbally commit to the Vols, who cares if we don't have room for them all, they can't imagine ever playing for another team.

We go undefeated the rest of the season, and next season too. We win the 2015 National Championship and go down in history as one of the best teams ever.
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It's beautiful.

kmf600 · Oct 3, 2014

OrangeEmpire said: ↑

Bourbon?
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You're Gosh darn right

kidbourbon · Oct 3, 2014

31-10 Vols

kidbourbon · Oct 3, 2014

OrangeEmpire said: ↑

Bourbon?
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Yes?

kptvol · Oct 3, 2014

Pain.

**TDCVOL** · Oct 3, 2014

41-3 vols

govols182 · Oct 3, 2014

I'm changing my prediction...

56-17 UT

Duckman · Oct 3, 2014

Vols 31
Bad guys 13

MWR · Oct 3, 2014

OrangeEmpire said: ↑

What have you been drinking?
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NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

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