UGA is flaccid

Ya. Her penis is probably bigger than yours. Although you are asian, so you're probably used to that.

 

That's no way to talk to the father of your child.

 

Allow me to plagiarize myself:

"But this is also the University of Georgia, an institution known for nothing if not taking insane defensive talent and coddling it into a weak and generally forgettable defense as a whole. What is it about Athens that turns ostensibly tough, scrappy alley cats into Garfield? Does Michael Stipe come back to campus to perform Shiny Happy People before every practice? Does Ryan Seacrest greet all incoming defensive players at the Arches as they arrive on campus? These are options we are simply unable to rule out at this point."

 

Eh, I'd put it in Serena.

 

Ever seen the movie Teeth?

 

Lol

 

Oh ya, knowledge spreading.

 

traumatic as hell.

 

That's they guy in the next room over.

 

I do not like her

 

10/10 would submit

j/k 5/10 would always be nervous in her presence

 

Why? Cause you've got nothing on those pythons?

 

I think "grotesque" is an applicable word here

 

I'm not so worried about her penis as much as her hairy balls bouncing off me

 

That's man baby

 

I imagine ****ing her would be like wresting a gator. I'd do it just for the novelty.

 

:hi:

 

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/29969199/UGA-Cheerleader.aspx

 

There's some funny stuff in there