Urban Meyer is human trash

Discussion in 'Sports' started by lylsmorr, Aug 1, 2018.

  1. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    Blows my mind he waited to say this.
     
  2. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Now that I realize not publicly apologizing to Courtney was a bad PR move, I’m really sorry I didn’t do it Wednesday.
     
  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    The first draft written for him was only one word:

    "Sorry" with air quotes.

    Took time to write this opus.
     
  4. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    Way too late
     
  5. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Wed was dementia day.
     
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  6. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    “Lol, btw totes sorry to the person at the center of this entire thing”
     
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  7. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    "Coach, you should have probably apologized to Courtney Smith on Wednesday."

    "Who?"
     
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  8. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    What happened to us that someone can lie right to our [uck fay]ing face and we don't even recognize it? He just said he has a rule in his football program that if you ever hit a woman, you'll be kicked out and never welcome back... Mother[uck fay]er, if that were even partially true this whole episode never would have happened. [uck fay]ing liar. There is no such rule in his program, at Ohio State, in his house, and probably not even when he was growing up. He certainly made up that this rule exists at Ohio State, unless he started it yesterday.

    How is this kind of blatant lie acceptable? It's essentially mocking the entire thing.
     
  9. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Urban Meyer just issued a public statement revealing he thinks we are all idiots. Not all of us, Urban.
     
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  10. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Urban at his core will never change. Didn’t surprise me one bit.
     
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  11. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    He better find another another Tebow that he can pimp out
     
  12. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Was thinking the same thing.
     
  13. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Not me.

    Narcissistic pieces of shit reveal themselves effortlessly. They only care about self. Empathy never enters their minds: therefore, it never exits their mouths.
     
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  14. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Well.

     
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  15. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Clearly, OSU is unwilling to remedy this situation, or to again address it, unless made to do so.

    I doubt that they can be made to do so, and that they’ll simply continue to bunker down and weather the now-fleeting storm.

    The one time I could actually use a legion of SJW’s, and they’re damned MIA.
     
  16. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    You know full well they all come from Big 10 schools.
     
  18. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I honestly don’t get it.

    If they rooted out Louis CK (bullshit), Weinstein (correct and long overdue) and Sen. Franken (triple dog horseshit...he never should have resigned, IMO)....surely such a fantastical piece of walking shit as Urban can be ran, too.
     
  19. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Turn the other cheek...

    So Urban can grab it!
     
  20. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    So in other things related to this - is anyone the least bit surprised that Tom Herman was the strip club attendee with Smith?
     

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