UT/UF noon kickoff

I might be fat but you're ugly.

I can go on a diet. You, on the other hand will STILL be ugly.

 

Hate to tell you, but you ain't just fat.............

 

guys weekend with me and my 3 sons. was kindof hoping to see a lot of fireworks in the night sky and feel it takes away from the home field advantage a little but oh well. Will get to see all the afternoon and evening games. May just stay in the parking lot the whole afternoon.

 

Bullshit.

Chicks dig me.

 

We can plan on an after game tailgate. We can [itch bay] and moan if we lose or party our behinds off if we win.

 

Need ta throw down some pig...Famous Dave's style

 

Talk to your brother for me.

He hurt my wittle feewings.

 

He's careless like that sometimes...he needs an attitude adjustment, as Hank Jr would say.

 

There's a weird stat.

I will never forget 2003. I was working and it was dead as hell. We were allowed to have a radio on in the back. I was looking up a patient history and a coworker was restraining an ornery cat on the other side of a room-connecting window (for pushing files through and such). When Banks caught the "All Dancers Go" Hail Mary, we both snapped into fan mode and were jumping up and down. He was no longer holding on to the cat, but the cat was so freaked out it just froze with its back arched staring at us going nuts. Our boss was smiling but told us to simmer down. He was usually a quite stern man, so we immediately switched back into work mode like nothing happened. I swear we changed that cat's whole attitude that day, though. After that display, he was as docile as a lamb.

 

Missed a shot for a cookie joke.

 

I'm looking for tickets too if anybody knows of any

 

May as well be in the Big 10 with all these early games.

 

2 weeks in a row? I hate these early games.

 

I'll have to start pre-gaming at 7... Irish coffee I guess.

 

Underrated, IMO. Gotta be decent coffee and liquor though. Once had a friend whip up Folgers and Evan Green, a vile concoction.

 

I am not an animal.

 

Thanks. Will be coming in from Chapman Highway.

 

Haha. Obviously there was some poor judgement there.

 

You don't know poor judgement until you drink Montezuma tequila and/or make Fighting C ock vodka a staple.

 

At least I won't be on a plane for this one.