Who Here Is A Crier?

Yeah, she doesn't cry a bit. Her friends think it's weird, which is why she pushes the "[our last name]s don't have tear ducts" theory. Which makes sense. I don't. And I don't think I've ever seen either of my parents cry.

And, no, I've never dated anyone that cries every day, but I can imagine it would be exhausting.

 

Only exhausting if you tried to like empathize with it or something. I would either (a) observe without acknowledging, or (b) make fun of her. Not exhausting at all. Her clingyness was exhausting, but that's mostly because I was trying to bang other chicks on the side.

 

Flight of the Conchords - I'm not crying - YouTube

 

One side of my family is very emotional and will cry at the drop of a hat.
The other side is right the opposite. Which is the side I took after.

I can be emotional but more in the opposite direction of crying.

 

Or say "Hello" or "Let me help you with that" or "I've got to get to work" or "Good afternoon"

 

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

Whats funny.

After they have the baby it doesn't get better.

 

i've found sarcastically mentioning going to hookers isn't a crowd pleaser either.

 

Postpartum depression is awful. I think it's as much an excuse to act [itch bay]y as it is about hormones being out of whack.

 

Nor is "Honey, can I have a concubine?"

 

I guess I'm lucky because it's gotten a whole lot better for me. She did cry for two days after reading Inky Johnson's book though.

 

I asked my wife if I could float the river with my buddies the next day in the middle of our wedding ceremony. I was serious. I figured that we had been together so long that it wouldn't be an issue. I was wrong. The question went over like a turd in the punch bowl at the prom.

 

Shhh, don't ever let them hear you say that.





And I agree.

 

So - when in the pregnancy should I expect my wife to go hormonally crazy?

 

It's a time bomb. It could happen tomorrow or 8 and a half months in

 

I'd invest in safety scissors and hide the cutlery, imo.

 

When she wakes up one day and wants to for the hell of it.

 

Haha.

 

This.

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My brain




My mouth

Notice there is no filter between the two.....