Who we gunna git? Part 4

Nah - he will be at a power 5 school and will turn us down due to not wanting to rebuild again.

 

Our #1 candidate? Oh dear, we have another bullshitter.

 

*in that he was the only one offered the job officially

 

Curious just how extensive and which stones were turned. He indicated that they looked high and low, seasoned to up and coming. Can't believe this was where he landed if that's true....

Maybe I'm just in that much denial as to how far the UT brand name has fallen.

 

Ignoring that this is technically true in all coaching searches, the fact that he said it in the press conference makes it clear he is not an intelligent man.

 

Yeah, if Josh [uck fay]ing Heupel is your #1 candidate from the jump, you don't deserve to be making $2M.

 

Thats literally the purpose of an introductory presser

 

Then could we go over the search firm's six figure invoice?

 

I've searched the nation, and the world's #1 grandpa happens to be: my grandpa.

 

Good lord... why didn’t we just hire Jeff Monken?? Or better yet, let Steele hold it down for a year?? Either would have been vastly preferable to Josh Freakin’ Heupel.

 

To be positive, 5 minutes in and I can tell he's not a Gump, he's not a carnival barker and he's not a dickhead who made his name off his daddy. So, there's that.

 

I hate to admit but even if he’s fired that part should be a nice change of pace. He may fail but he’s real.

 

No... Tennessee’s fiscal malfeasance should continue until they run out of money. If I were Sankey, I’d cut ‘em off from getting any more league money until they prove they’re responsible about spending it.

 

It ain't much but it's somethin

 

I truly hopes he succeeds and that down the road we're all looking like ass hats

 

Or he could be another mediocre coach

 

Sure.

1 ea. - Phone Call - $100,000*
*Gratuity not included.

 

Suggest a new fight song for UT Football for you old Hee Haw fans:
Doom, despair and agony on we,
Deep dark depression, excessive misery,
If it weren't for bud luck, we'd have no luck at all...wooooo,
Doom, despair and misery on we.

 

Did he say Noles instead of Vols?

 

We could have hired him for free next year after ucf fired him.


This is the ugliest baby I have ever seen.