Only cucks drink aspartame. It's a govt plot to take over your mind complete with a self-destruct mechanism. The deep state hits a button, a signal goes out to a DARPA satellite and your brain melts.
I know you want a seat at the cool kids table, but it takes a lot more than just using cucks and pepe. Have you sluethed out that Russian conspiracy yet? I'm getting worried, I think you are getting close.
Perhaps you're no suitable standard by which to measure this. You're like the teammate who's always out of position, and always getting beat. I want to support and root for you, but it's just impossible to do.