Year 1 is in the books

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by NEW COACH, Nov 24, 2018.

  1. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    We just ran that experiment, preference is irrelevant.
     
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  2. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    And what were your findings at the end of the experiment, my good man?
     
  3. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    That Vanderbilt has the 94th ranked defense in the country and Ty Chandler got two more touches after torching that shit defense for a 75 yard td to open the 2nd half
     
  4. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    It's really unfortunate that it's looking like Helton is going to be here next year. [uck fay]in' Pruitt.
     
  5. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Fire Pruitt
     
  6. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    We'll see how he handles replacing him. Friend gets promoted, Tennessee has hired bald Muschamp
     
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  7. RevBubbaFlavel

    RevBubbaFlavel Contributor

    He may not sleep but he will be keeping up with Bama in the SEC Championship and Bowl Championship Series for a lot of the next month.
     
  8. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    There is no reason for Vandy to have a better program than UT, and they do. And while that isn't Pruitt's fault today, he sure as hell didn't help it. Vandy doesn't have UT money, tradition, or facilities, and the school as a whole really doesn't give a shit about football. No single top-notch NFL prospect has ever chosen Vandy over, well, anybody, much less UT.

    I still think there should be a 2 loss rule in every UT football coach's contract. Weird shit happens, and you can lose to an inferior opponent every now and then. Every coach and every team does it at some point. But the 2nd time a UT coach loses to Vandy, you leave his shit on the curb and he doesn't get to come back to Knoxville. The pictures from his office can be sent FedEx to his new address.
     
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  9. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I agree wholeheartedly with the two loss rule to Vanderbilt and Kentucky
     
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  10. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    The win over UK possibly makes me see the season a little rosier than I should. Life is just easier for me when we beat Kentucky.

    They might be in the Sugar Bowl if not for their trip to Knoxville.
     
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  11. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Same. I like this rule and I think we should hire cotton to write our coaching contracts moving forward.
     
  12. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    The staff turned chicken shit into chicken salad for 2 games and didn't for 7 games. I'm not going to panic over that.
     
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  13. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    Also, Strength of Schedule last year was 65th. This year it's 34th.

    It's silly to just say that Pruitt could only best the previous moron's record by one without looking at the context.
     
  14. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Sadly, I have taken a vow to only use my legal talents on message boards, for free.
     
  15. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    A pro bono poster.
     
  16. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Pro bono, pro se.
     
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  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I am not a big U2 fan, my self.
     
  18. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Better hire a damned good lawyer to oversee any of his work beyond slip and falls.
     
  19. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Ipso facto, catch 22, breaker 1-9, good buddy.

    Lawyering is easy shit.
     
  20. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    E Pluribus Unum, I unum, u unum, we all unum

    Habius Corpus, quid pro quo.

    I can lawyer too
     
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