Between this site and FeelsLike98. This the only UT site I've ever found besides VB/FL98 where I don't facepalm every other post.
the last time someone wanted to buy us, Tenny set the sale price at eleventy billion dollars and a rim job with a reach around.
if you ask me, it's worth every penny Tenny is willing to sell it for, including the rim job and reach around, I'm just short approximately eleventy billion dollars.
They were kidding about the eleventy billion. But if you're willing to offer that rim job, Tenny is probably willing to talk.
also, if you've got the money, just not the homoerotic tendencies, NYY would probably give the rim job and reach around for Mod Status on the merged site. Tenny would definitely approve of his work.