Retiring from political threads for awhile

LOL!!!!!!!

 

I bet you were something before electricity.

 

Ow, my arm! I think it's broken!

 

Say, Father, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?

 

And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."

 

This place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish!

 

And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! Yeah, he's a good boy. Now I know why tigers eat their young.

 

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it - felt I owed it to them.

 

Ok. Fine.

 

Give me half a dozen of the Vulcan D-tens and set my friend up with the whole schmear. You know, clubs, bags, shoes, gloves, shirt, pants. Hey, orange balls! I'll have a box of those and give me a box of those naked-lady tees, gimme two of those, gimme six of those...

 

I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

 

The Classic.....

"Cinderella boy. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

 

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill you must know your enemy, and in this case, my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will not quit, ever.

 

You want to tie me up with your ties, Ty?

 

Nobody says that about you as far as you know.

 

Oldvol, the master of Caddyshack

 

Google is my friend.

 

Looks like Day 2 may have taken it's toll.

 

Oh my

 

I guess this really was a cry for help.