I’m normally that way, but this show is worth watching. It’s not just Honey Booboo’s uncle or something.
I'm almost done with the second episode. Holy shit. Ok, I just..I don't...I can't even begin to figure out a highlight or, perhaps, a top 5. The cat obsessed woman who throws in "I'm allergic to cats" and has a husband whom seems to be in the same predicament as those American soldiers in the Hanoi Hilton who tried to send messages through Morse Code by blinking their eyes is a contender, though. Also, Travis is not gay. But, on a semi-related note, I did not realize the path to having multiple women available to me at the same time and agree to accept the situation is merely to have a few tigers. This may or may not be easier than starting your own cult or becoming Mormon, but I'm really looking forward to not living in Utah to discover this possibility. The polygamous gay marriage in episode two? Is this the series climax, shooting their wad in an attempt to draw my attention, or simply a harbinger to me insanity? I'm guessing the latter. No way this is the end of the craziness with these [uck fay]ers. It's like the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia with animals and a similar amount of meth and teeth.
I've already considered growing my hair off so I can do it or dressing up as the crazy bastard in Myrtle Beach with a pony tail and shitty facial hair and getting my wife a tiger print body suit.
We need some power rankings of who is the craziest. The crazy ass woman in Florida takes the top spot for me right now, but interested in seeing how this Jeff Lowe guy plays out.
Joe strikes me as a guy that has always dealt with a lot of issues from bad things that happened to him when he was a child. The others just seem like they are crappy people.
If you look at it objectively, Carol is the only sane one in the whole thing. Think about it - what did she do that was wrong, immoral or crazy? She was none of those things, and actually opposed those who were. She’s sort of a busy body, and you can tell she’s got a grating personality, but otherwise, she’s the most sensible one of the bunch.
Carole screwed a man twice her age at a hotel the night he picked her up on the side of the road in his pickup. She aint all there