The Butch Jones Doomsday Clock is now the Jeremy Pruitt Doomsday Clock

His alternate reality is just so much better than the real world. It kind of makes sense as a form of escapism

 

If Fulmer knows those dudes aren’t happy and may go over his head I just don’t see him releasing a statement which makes him looks like a complete dumbass after the fact when they fire Pruitt or both of them.

 

But it would be hilarious if they both got canned after West Virginia blows us out.

 

The only way Pruitt goes is if the chancellor fires Fulmer and I really don’t see Donde Plowman doing that. Not this year.

 

When have we ever fired anyone other than a year or so later than we should've? Only Tyndall, from memory.

 

He’s been right on just about everything that has transpired this season so far

 

If we keep Gump, then it is official.

UT football is dead and I have been in denial for 15 years, carrying around a mummified baby believing it is still alive.

Every other program in the SEC wants to win, we want to build [uck fay]ing buildings and collect our tv money.

[uck fay] em.

 

finally, I get this mummified baby to myself.

 

Don’t bogart that mummified baby, my friend....

 

@NorrisAlan Norris giving premium mummy time over here. you know they used to grind mummies up into a powder and snort it as a panacea, norris? I'm gonna snort this dead program powder, norris. gonna have a full head of hair by darker netherworld connections through this dead mummified football program. Probably increases sexual prowess too, I will let you know Norris. you really messed up letting this desiccated husk of a program go. it has uses, it is a conduit to the realm of the dead, norris. it's not spooky, deals can be made! deals with the damned, for the damned!

give me the [uck fay]ing baby, norris. you had no ambition, it is my turn.

 

Fire another one..... just like the other one....

 

Turns out you'll just become OCD about sandwiches and keep a list of folks who you think wronged you in your back pocket, but you'll keep telling folks it's aight while fighting this strange urge to go to Shoney's all the time.

 

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again, no, no
Yeah
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

I won't get fooled again

 

is everybody off this week and wakey bakey? wtf

 

quit being a narc and hit this mummy powder

 

I'm not 100% sure he's coming back, but I lean more towards him being here in 2021. He hasn't had a proper exit interview due to his grandfather's funeral, he has to have a good plan to sale

 

Thats either resin or dry skin. Out

 

I would not feel so all alone... everybody must get stoned...

 

Me and Mary Jane got a thing going on
Creeping up slow, hanging round my back door

 

Meh, I read less into that quote than if Fulmer said he was going to cut back on the Shoney's trips.