Random college football thread

Discussion in 'Sports' started by zero-sum, May 9, 2015.

  1. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Texas has lobbied to make horns down a 15 yard penalty. They are sensitive, they aren't going to be able to handle Baton Rouge, Knoxville, Gainesville or Tuscaloosa
     
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  2. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Colt McCoy got tackled too hard against Alabama and his daddy pulled him...in the national title game.
     
  3. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Davy Crockett can’t come save their asses again
     
  4. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    If I had any say so, I would tell Texas to piss off and let Oklahoma and West Virginia in
     
  5. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    imagine a texas fan getting spritzed with a squirt gun full of urine, or having "suck that tiger [penis]" or whatever chanted at them. Horns down will be the kindest hand gesture they ever receive.
     
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  6. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    Would be hilarious.
     
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  7. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Probably 6 years then back to NFL.
     
  8. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    They definitely have a lot of bust but the pool is deep.
     
  9. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    Texas kids may peak in HS and are rock stars at too early of an age imo. Then when it gets tough, they can't cope. Broad generalization I know, but when teens are treated like royalty, it ain't good for their future.
     
  10. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    The Baylor and Texas Tech state legislators vowing legislation to keep Texas from leaving Big 12 is fantastic.
     
  11. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    lol, pathetic. the Tx legislature seems to have a lot of time on their hands
     
  12. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

  13. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    The Texas and OU fans I know, which is is admittedly not a lot, don’t really want it but are licking their chops at melting the ever loving shit out of Aggy and Poke by doing it.
     
  14. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    That is hilarious
     
  15. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

  16. HCKevinSteele

    HCKevinSteele Well-Known Member

    this x1000
     
  17. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Kansas already calling the B1G.
     
  18. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Shitty football and basketball that usually falls short of expectations. Perfect fit.
     
  19. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

    Didn’t realize Kansas was an AAU member. That would certainly help their case. Would bring in KC market as well.
     
  20. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    SEC never told A&M what it was doing. LOLOLOL
     
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