Random college football thread

As much as I hate Auburn, I'll take the school that never employed a pedophile or one that currently employs a rape covering up piece of shit

 

Ya, that's where I am falling.

 

Chattanooga gonna beat UK?

 

I assume things changed a lot between this post and the present.

 

I saw 16-21 (UK) but Chattanooga had the ball. That was it, but it felt like enough to hope.

 

Nooga was about to score to go ahead I believe and Ky got a 95 yard int or fumble return.

 

I saw some documentary thing the other day about a girl in Alabama who disappeared shortly after beginning to uncover what I think they were calling the “largest incestuous, pedophilic sex ring” in Alabama history within her family.

They didn’t confirm, but I choose to believe those people probably graduated from Auburn.

 

Damn, that’s unfortunate.

 

Pretty good, but still my favorite:

 

"son, Alabama is playing Florida? Who should we root for?"

"Florida I guess."

"How about a tornado?"

"No no no, dad. I mean, it would be funny, bit it would be wrong."

 

Sheesh, Florida.

 

At least Dan Mullen is used to getting his teeth kicked in by Alabama

 

Poor white trash from rural south Alabama? 99.99% chance they were Alabama fans.

 

4th down. Pinned his own offense. Selfish play for a highlight. Psssh

 

Florida looking like their ranking against bama, hate to see.

 

Florida with over 200 rushing. Bama’s middle linebacker must suck. Hate to see it.

 

I'm for Florida. Our chances to beat them double from like 2 to 4% if they win today plus theyll be ranked in the top 5. Might as well dream.