Indy, put your money where your mouth is

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by cotton, Jan 3, 2016.

  1. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    You guys make me blush. I tell you what: if UT goes 11-1 or better, I will host an open get together for anybody from 8th maxim that wants to come in Knoxville before one of the basketball games. I'll get a room at one of the bars on the strip and have pre-game apps on me. You guys can buy your own drinks, because I'm pretty sure some of you are drunks.

    It'll be worth it just to get the gang together.
     
  2. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I would like to say id be there, but I can't be sure an undiagnosed congenital heart defect won't kill me before then.
     
  3. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    I'm in Nashville now, so I'm much more likely to die in a car wreck on the way there than previously so I can't fully commit either.
     
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2016
  4. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    Yeah, don't see it. KidBourbon analogy works much better, although I'm pretty sure KB takes this bet.
     
  5. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Ghosts welcome.

    Also, offer is in addition to bet with Savage Orange, which is on.
     
  6. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    The outrageous examples weren't meant to be taken literally. If Hurd goes down with an ACL tear, I no longer think we will go 11-1 (this is just one example). Hurd tearing his ACL during the summer is far from impossible. Stuff like that happens all the time. That's the sort of negative events I wanted to account for by waiting until before the season.

    I still don't think you have answered my question. No promises on the other threads thing. I want to make sure everyone knows their assumed qualifications aren't actually being assumed.
     
  7. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    I don't understand what you are talking about. I know what all of those words mean, but I don't think they go together in the order you have arranged them.

    Again for the record, the offer is withdrawn. If UT goes 11-1 or better, I will pay Savage Orange dinner. If they go 11-1, I will host an 8th get together.

    But I'm not giving you shit.
     
  8. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    That's fine. I'll propose my own bet later.
     
  9. reVOLt

    reVOLt Contributor

    Oops, wrong thread.
     
  10. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    No drinks? What a cheap skate.
     
  11. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    If it can be planned for a Saturday, i will definitely make plans to drive up from Atlanta to be at that event, should it occur!
     
  12. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    If you've paid any attention to the booze thread in the 'dome you'd see why cotton isn't picking up the drink tab!!
     
  13. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Just read some of this thread. Man... Indy is a vagina.
     
  14. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    You can take the word pretty out of the post.
     
  15. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I'll settle for cuddling in a dark booth in a secluded corner.

    -NYY
     
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Like you could pick out a vagina from a mushmelon in a police lineup.
     
  17. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    OK, you can come, but you can't eat anything.
     
  18. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Considering a keg of natty lite.
     
  19. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Make it happen.
     
  20. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
     

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