OWH Memorial Undead Topic

These are my two go tos right now.

 

Elijah Craig small batch is my new go to. The cask strength is phenomenal too, but almost impossible to run across.

 

sounds like the Russian sailors who died in the submarine accident a week or two back are true heroes, managing to shutdown and seal off the nuclear reactor and preventing any further catastrophe, possibly at the cost of their own lives.

 

The, what I'm going to call "evaporation drain line" since I don't know what it is on the A/C unit decided to turn my attic into a swimming pool.

So tomorrow morning, the A/C company that installed the [uck fay]ing thing is going to buy me a new kitchen ceiling, at least one wall, and four joists, or the lawsuit is going to be called "Bend the the [uck fay] o v. er Local A/C company"

 

they done [uck fay]ed up.

 

Did they not glue it together?

We've had drain lines get slimey shit in them, get stopped up and leak but that usually takes years to happen

 

They ran it uphill. Which is ok, because they put those little motorized drain things in. They ran it in copper. They strapped it to the rafters.

Three feet from the drain they tapped, they got lazy, and let it lay down on the tie. It settled, split the insulation, and started sweating.

I went to Montana for a week. Came back to a lovely brown stain and mold.

 

The first billboard on Poplar Ave is gonna be:

"Some people (@Tenacious D) pay a fortune for sprinklers. With [Your Company's Name], you get it for free."

I've mocked it up for them.

 

You seem pretty upset over whats clearly a feature. You just didn't know you wanted an in door water feature.

 

This is clearly a zero day. I can put a thumb through the ceiling--that's a CVE.

 

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Damn

 

So, everything in your attic was...fl0ating?

 

A/C tech: "Why the hell did they use copper? Why did they install condensation pumps, there is 1.5" pvc right there."

Y'all did it.

"Why did we do that?"

 

He sounds like me when I looked at the picture

 

maybe they just wanted to bill for copper

 

Got a new ceiling and wall yet?

 

We use a virtual office accounting system.

Currently, the latest update does not allow the trial balance to balance, due to an error.

They forgot to program it to do the most basic thing in accounting.

 

How tf does that even happen?