The Butch Jones Doomsday Clock is now the Jeremy Pruitt Doomsday Clock

I can't "Like" this because it made me throw up a little bit in the back of my mouth, but well done.

 

That’s how Pruitt says it now.

 

Shit.

 

Now there’s no reason to get ugly on here. That’s crossing the line

 

aight

 

Throw in Life Flight package as part of his 15 million dollar deal. Keep that ticker in tip top shape.

 

Vol Navy just becomes a bunch of canoes.

Defensive players wear a turnover life jacket after they get a turnover.

I’m ready for this next era of decay for our program.

 

Guarantee we'll hire a much worse coach.

 

by the time our next hire takes the podium, we’ll be wishing we’d just have promoted Tee instead.

 

I stopped imagining worst case scenarios for Tennessee a few years ago. All of them were wishful thinking.

 

We are well past decay, and working towards heat death. I welcome the coming void.

 

I'm not saying he will, and I'm definitely not saying he should, but there is a section of fans who will be butt hurt if Tee does not get a shot at it regardless of how it all ends.

 

Fine - fire Pruitt today and let Tee Martin coach Vandy and A&M. If he beats Vandy by 40 and A&M by 20+ he should at least get interviewed before we hire a legitimate head coach.

 

Well, yeah. If we're sending a list to the north pole, while you're at it, put me down for an Orange PPC412 A, a Martin D-45E, and that '68 Fender Telecaster bass that's for sale out in California on Reverb for me.

 

Most of them watch The View and really enjoy watching the Olympics

 

Cimaglia quit.

Am sure that didn’t have anything to do with Pruitt throwing him under the bus while defending Guarantano’s sorry ass last week.

 

Wondered why coaches are at womens soccer practice today

 

Some interesting language in there.

 

Losing games, missing kicks, injuries and lost our best drug dealer. Takes a toll

 

Cimaglia opted out for the remainder of the season, he didn't quit.