2013 Softball Thread

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by CardinalVol, Apr 23, 2013.

  1. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

  2. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    I can't believe how serious some people take this.

    A travel adult softball team.
     
  3. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Come to Maryville for the smoky mountain Classic chavis. Its crazy.
     
  4. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I used to love going with my dad when I was a kid. I haven't been in years. They have some big boys playing out there.
     
  5. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    If you played baseball at the high school or college level and find yourself playing slow pitch softball, the proper thing to do is kill yourself.
     
  6. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    I'm rather disappointed that you ever played in the first place.
     
  7. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    if it's the only thing you've ever been good at in your life. . .
     
  8. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    [video=youtube;8UWwCftjR0s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UWwCftjR0s[/video]
     
  9. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    Slow pitch softball is more pathetic than Kenny G music. When Putin installs me as American Czar, there will be concentration camps for all adult softball players.
     
  10. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Middle age people trying to prove that they still have it, have no bounds
     
  11. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    There are some people who want to get out of the house and play, not make a name for themselves in softball. Shocking, I know.
     
  12. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    The streets will be rivers of their blood when the revolution comes.
     
  13. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    It's fun. Is a hobby. Playing weekend ball is great if you get in with a good group of guys.
     
  14. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    Infidel. You are on the list.
     
  15. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I'm out of town and my team needs a pitcher Friday night if you are bored.
     
  16. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Exactly. Softball is a good appetizer before going and bullshitting over fried food and alcohol.
     
  17. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    I'd rather take an icepick to my scrotum.
     
  18. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I can promise that if I didn't like he guys I play with now that I wouldn't be out there. I enjoy the bs'ing and if we're good on top of it, great. Early returns say that I'm just going to enjoy the hanging out part this year.
     
  19. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Shoot NYY a pm.
     
  20. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    I am too. Worst experience of my life. I stood at short many nights just fuming saying "not one of these ****ers could sniff a slider."
     

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