A hypothetical Vol coach scenario

Not a very good coordinator or system, but better than the Sunseri experiment.

 

which defense? did you watch the OU disaster? the second half of all of our losses?

How is UF continuing to be called a solid defense. They've only played a couple of even decent offenses and how did that work out?

 

If only our coach was as good as that movie.

I'd shoot the devil too. He's bound to be affiliated with our coaching hires.

 

Not to mention his deal with the ****ing Cardinals.

 

Troy, UAB, Vandy, UK, And Arky were all worse than any effort we've seen from this staff outside of the first Vandy game.

 

Dooley gets fired.

Butch gets fawned over.

Give me Dooley and we get someone else.

 

Good point.

 

I made the mistake of listening to Swain this morning, as he started playing Lyle's conference from yesterday. The more that man talks, the more I hate him. How people can fawn over this guy is beyond me.

I wish he would just go. a. way.

 

How the hell anyone would waste seconds of their life listening to this piece of trash fraud is beyond me.

 

Since neither one has any damn business being head coach in the SEC, I'd use the bullet to shoot the devil and put myself as coach.

 

Since this would result in 5 Natties in a row, and the subsequent dropping of football by all other Power 5 schools, I would give my tacit approval of this move.

 

Now let's be reasonable and realistic. I would not expect my five Nattys to be in a row.

 

People want to believe. That causes people to fall for all manners of bad shit.

 

He talks like a robot. Maybe behind closed doors he's more personable but in front of the media he's a Teddy Rupskin.

 

Five is no where near the number of Natties I need to stay sane with Lyle or mama's boy.

 

winner

 

Have them line up one in front of the other. Problem solved.

 

if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Butch, I would shoot Butch twice.

 

And then Eiffel Tower Bin Laden with Hitler? Cuz, you know, Bin Laden is too tall to be the other half, and couldn't be trusted to not knock the tower down.

 

The easiest scenario to your solution is to tell Hitler and Bin Laden that "Butch" is a famous Zionist homosexual (the nickname makes it more plausible) and let them beat him to death, then give them each a "gold star" in the form of a bullet. It's elegant.